loverlyjessica:

thetruestoryofmylife:

surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t:

pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS

WHEN DID YOU LAST

LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS

TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER

ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO

AND WHERE TO GO

AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

Always reblog this. Always.

Oh laughter.

This is why I am in love.

(Source: moviegifsthatrock)

NGS

nice guy:

Excuse me miss, would you care to join me for a night on the town, if only for a moment? i cant stand possibly wandering around with the thought of me never even attempting to ask your beautiful, ravishing, and stunning self out, so would you?
girl:

no thanks im not really interested but thank you :-)
nice guy:

well then fuck you too you stupid slut you're not even all that good looking do you know how hard it is for people like YOU to come across someone like ME? ? im fit, im handsome, i have a substantial amount of money, and i TREAT WOMEN AMAZINGLY! all of you bitches are all the same god none of you idiots ever realize when something good is placed in front of you. im a NICE GUY!!

fuckyeahcatswag:

Best Coast- Do You Love Me Like You Used To

I saw this live and a pretty girl grabbed my hand who I had a thing with… It was a real moment. The kind you re-live in your dreams.

langleav:

For everyone who sent me a poem request about being in love with their friend, thank you. This is for you. xo

person:

Why do you have so many scars and cuts? Do you cut yourself?
me:

No, a million knives fell from the sky and landed on my arm, now go away.

ugh I have to work and all I want is nutella in my mouth and no more cramps.

marloadelle:

I just want more people to see this.

D O G S.

(Source: kiggor)

straightedgejuggalo:

comptonqueenburritoprincess:

nergals-forehead:

simplyawkwardsarah:

Russell Brand interviews two Westboro Baptist members.

omfg

I disliked Russell Brand until I watched this.

I have a great deal of respect for Russell Brand for this.